Lição de marketing n.º 3 – Não prometa coisas que nunca conseguirá satisfazer

Outro dia foi investigar os canais ao vivo da Vodafone. A oferta prometia.

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Canal I
PORNO.

Esses canais tem conteúdos equiparados com algumas telenovelas brasileiras que já passaram na nossa televisão.

Em vez de vermos um verdadeiro filme de ATIK ATAK, vemos umas miúdas a mostrar as mamas.

Havia um vídeo, muito interessante, onde a cachopa, montada numa mota espremia as mamas. Espremia, espremia, até quem eu pensei que aquilo ia dar leite. Na realidade a única coisa que espremia era a minha carteira.

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